Article 11:
If you owe someone money, pay them back as soon as humanly possible—unless it's a gambling debt, which must be paid immediately.
Article 12:
Standard shotgun rules are as follows.
A. Shotgun may only be called within full sight of the car.
B. Shotgun must be called outside.
C. Shotgun calls last approximately ten minutes.
D. Shotgun never carries over to a second ride.
Article 13:
NO PDA (Public Displays of Affection).
Article 14:
It's alright to cheat at any game where money isn't involved. In certain circumstances, relationships may be classified as "games."
Article: 15:
Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares.
Article 16:
Never openly question another guy's sports wisdom, unless said information specifically pertains to your favorite team.
Article 17:
When out with the guys, never accept a call from your girlfriend—unless she's dying or trapped under a burning fuel truck, and if that's the case, make it quick.
Article 18:
Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.
Article 19:
Never share a bed with a guy, unless there's no way around it.
Article 20:
Bros Before Hoes. I know, I already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. It is absolutely infuriating how many of my guy friends have become insufferable ***** since they've gone out with someone.
Article 21:
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
Article 22:
A Bro should not sing and dance at the same time
Article 23:
A Bro should not watch Oxygen, Womens Entertainment, or Lifetime.
Article 24:
Men do not lie about their age.
Article 25:
A Bro should not swing his arms when he is walking.
Article 26:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must never hesitate before communicating the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety [[HENCEFORTH "GIRL FIGHT"]], in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bros can partake in observation. A timely manner is open to interpretation based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine conflagration. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal, including but not limited to: telecommunications, elbow nudging, fiber optics, the Broney express, and postcards. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime. Tabling Bro obligations to witness a XX chromosomal scuffle is not only condoned, but encouraged, and in some cases, required. Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps."
Article 27:
A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag
Article 28:
A Bro should never go tanning.
Article 29:
No Bro should dye their hair
Article 30:
A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud"